"Today on Josh's wedding day, (Heidi)
We, his sisters, have a few words to say. (All)
(Shannon)
Remember when we had matching fangs?
But more recently you sported Ellen DeGeneres bangs.
I cried for a year when you were first born.
But you cried with us when we were torn.
(Emily)
Quoting Friends and Home Alone is our favorite pastime.
I hope we aren't embarrassing you with our nostalgic rhyme.
You gave me a black eye when you shut my face in the door.
But you're still the best brother I could ever ask for.
(Heidi)
You lined your X-Men into rows.
And we made you dress up in women's clothes.
Now you've grown into quite a man,
Beginning your life with Laura Anne.
We're proud to have you, mister.
Laura, we welcome you as our sister.
Cheers!" (All)
Luv you Shoshie.
